• Antony and Cleopatra: Did any of us actually understand what was going on in this one? (?/10)

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• Cabiria: Whoever directed this really, really hates kids. (3/10) 

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• Cleopatra: Too long. (5/10)

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• Ben-Hur (1927): Judah and Messala really should have kissed. (4/10)

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• Ben-Hur (1959): They're somehow even MORE obviously in love with each other?? (6/10)

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• Spartacus: Hold up, this one's actually good! (9/10)

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• A Funny Thing Happened on the Way to the Forum: More like The Thing That Happened on the Way to the Forum Wasn't Actually that Funny lmao (5/10)

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• Quo Vadis: You gotta love the protagonist being a sexual predator; the one point is for Nero, the one good character. (1/10)

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• Life of Brian: This one confuses me so much, how do people think this is anywhere near one of the funniest movies ever made? (2/10)

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• Gladiator: Too much testosterone and sister-kissing for my taste. (2/10)

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• Hercules: Based on how many of us did our website on this one, I assume we have a good idea of how we all feel about it. (8/10)

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• The 300: This one is possibly the most exceptional of them all due to how deeply on drugs in made me feel while watching it. (???/10)

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